here is a table at a garage sale i attended in asheville this past weekend. i want you to take a close look at the items sharing this table. a family of pigs, the holy family(with a giant head-god maybe-a good looking woman god with crazy hair)? peering over them, and a family of dolls. then check out the movies for sale: rocky balboa, basic instinct and the happening–a trifeca of crap. plus basic instinct is right in front of the christ child. oh and don’t miss the colorful, padded toilet seat. this is why i go to yard sales. classic. by the way, this must be one of the five people that purchased the happening dvd.